I like the original “Star Wars” too. Unlike you (probably), I saw them when they originally came out. Yes I am old. I remember sitting in the very first row and it was just like you were inside the cockpit of the fighter as Luke dropped that torpedo down that chute in #1.

“Lord of the Rings” was Awesome too. Too bad that they will probably never do “The Hobbit.”

So we have a couple things in common after all. xcept i down’t spel to gud.

I will be working on ym 25 things in my blog soon.

Gene, a fellow Alex Jeffreys student

Deliteful! I wonder how this would do as a show on ustream…?

Cheers,
Thomas

P.S.: I hope you will change the title of your “upcoming ebook” before you release it…

Gee whiz, you ladies should hear the young German girl who cuts my hair. Every second word is the “F” word. But she makes me laugh. You see, her English is rather broken and every time she fumbles for a word (usually, the wrong one) she says “effen.” The WAY that she says it is very funny - with a real emphasis on the “ing” at the end.

She’s only about 24 or 25 and really pretty but totally naive. And NO - I don’t take advantage of her lack of English to make fun of her or anything else but we do spend a heck of a lot of time laughing as I try to explain the nuances of words to her and offer alternate words and explain them to complete what she is trying to say.

I really don’t mind women saying that word if they are trying to make an emphatic point but I don’t like to hear it all the time or just in general conversation. I don’t see too much difference between a woman saying it or a man saying it. I detest hearing schoolkids say it. Same as I can’t stand seeing schoolkids smoking. Actually, I hate seeing anyone smoking.

Maybe, I might just take your blog over here for a while Nixster. You took about two page folds on mine yesterday - fair’s fair. So, diverting to smoking for a moment…

… at the wedding I attended yesterday there were some of these rancid, horrible cigars being offered around. Some people took them and starting smoking the God-awful things. Anyway, I go outside to get some fresh air (cough, splutter, cough - GAG!) and there they all are - puffing away like bloody silly chimneys.

I saw the young groom (who I know is a NON-smoker) trying to guts that thing in so I just walked up to him and said, “Jared, you’re not enjoying that are you?” To which he said, “Not really.” So I just took it out of his hand, chucked it on the ground and stomped on it, thereby saving his new bride from having to lick an ashtray when he kissed him.

Anyway, swearing… it is just so commonplace these days. Over here where I live, we recently had a Judge deem that two young kids were perfectly OK swearing at other people and themselves on a train platform. They were arrested after they were asked to stop doing it. To which they promptly screamed at the guards to “EFF OFF!” Charming. Then they physically attacked the guards by kicking and punching and spitting on them and were arrested. Real future anti-social lunatics and criminals in the making here methinks. Now cop this…

… the Judge (DH, that he obviously is) who supposedly presided over the case is allowing the two kids to sue the guards and the Government for wrongful arrest. How UTTERLY STUPID is that? They are now being rewarded for being nasty little anti-social mongrels. What message is the dopey Judge giving them?

On TV we see liberal use of that word. It is in most novels that we read these days (and a hell of a lot worse) and you hear it every time you walk down the street or go into a shopping centre.

To me, it all depends on the context of HOW it is said and the intent behind it, plus the effect that the person is attempting to make. If it is just to sound “tough” then that just turns me right off and I think the person is an immature DH (Richard Cranium).

Like I am often prone to say - quoting myself again here Nix and Linda - “Time, Place and Circumstance.”

OK. That’s about it I reckon, now I have to eff off coz I have work to do. PMSL.

Gary Simpson.

“You are smart, loyal, noble, hot,and sexy.” May I please quote you on that?! I understand your point about the quote as well. I like the sound of a juicy book!

I shall fly over to yours soon in my butterfly style to spread the purple madness.

Hi Linda,

Yes, a lot of people have trouble with the concept of #20 - they just can’t believe that it can be done. I know for the majority of people it would cause too many issues, or the friendship wasn’t there in the first place. That, and I just like to be different!!

Nix

#1 — When I wear high heals I “might” reach your bare foot height. lol

#15 - lol.

Have you ever considered compiling all the funny stuff into one place?

You know I just came here to check in with you and instead I get a belly full of laughs this morning.‘eating men for breakfast’…(How big is James? Not too high in calories, I hope.) “King Gary, Self-Proclaimed Lord of the Lemurs”

And for the record, when I said you could have stopped at “Although don’t ever cross me.” I was referring to a using a better quote that meant the same thing just without the F**K word in it. That word is kind of like an invisable line.

It’s one thing when a guy uses it publicly (in written form)and another thing when a girl uses it. Unfortunatley, there is a double standard.

You are smart, loyal, noble, hot,and sexy. From my view in cyber space, you never have to stick a toe, finger or tongue near the line. And if you leave it out, it’s like reading a juicy book.

Know one ever says it, BUT we ALL know it’s there! Who’s gonna get stung?

I love reading your stuff.

Be back soon,

Renee

You need to watch a bit of Madagascar to understand the true lunacy of King Julian.

“Flirting with Extreme Danger” - yep, that’s me all over!!

Nix

Oh dear, that comment back to James - I wonder if he realised what he was getting himself into trading witicisms with the likes of you! LOL!

MESSAGE TO JAMES - You are flirting with EXTREME DANGER!

PMSL @

““King Gary, Self-Proclaimed Lord of the Lemurs”

- and all related lunacy pertaining to that comment, now and before. You make me laugh so much. I have about a dozen replies fermenting in my mind to that and NONE of them are fit to print here. There are certain things that just can’t be said…

… I have to stop. Right NOW!

Gary

Gaz-Man, I love any title that gives me an air of importance! So Her Magentesty can be added to it all. A bit like your “King Gary, Self-Proclaimed Lord of the Lemurs” title. And as I commented on Garry’s blog ages ago, we all know that some lemurs are indeed blessed with extremely large tails. Helps the balance you see. They look pretty damn good too.

Hi Andy, welcome to the madness! Of all the many things that go on over here, sanity and decorum are nowhere near to be seen. That’s what makes it so much fun!

Theresa, can you guess that my true colours seem to be rather purple?! I started with about 2 things, and then they just started flowing. All somewhat random, but then that just sums me up really!!

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The Purple Minxy Witch